USA Today Gives Elders A Guide To Translate Teenage Slang

They're living in a world overran by a flood of equally incomprehensible abbreviations and bizarre jargon...and USA Today is here to play the part of a hero that the elders never asked for. They want to bridge the gap! What a time to be alive. Also, apparently Winston Churchill was v ahead of his time. Dude was just too lit to quit. Check out the original piece over here.

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